Ugly God Bastards The Little Nerdmaid Lyrics

Far out in the ocean the water is as blue as the petals of the loveliest
cornflower
and as clean and crystalline as the purest glass, ‘twas down there that she
lived
She was the daughter of king Triton, her father was the emperor of the
perfect storms, blowing hurricanes and throwing tsunamis ...no human could
survive
Half-human with the head and trunk of a woman and the tail of a shark She
was a lovely Nerd MerMaid... Never followed what daddy said Ohh... Once
princess of the Kingdom beyond the sand
Ohh... the sea folk was at her command
She totally rejected her bloody nature and spent all her time studying the
human sciences. She sold her precious voice to the terrible witch in exchange
for a pair of legs.
But when she landed on the mainland the humans locked her in a dark cell
She couldn't talk, she couldn't explain ‘cause she had no voice ...tormented,
tortured, raped ...every day... her gestures, mimicry were totally incomprehensible.
Everything seemed lost, all her dreams were shattered like all those ships
destroyed by her father's fury.
But one day a young man came to save her from darkness and pain.
He was handsome and had got that gentle bearing of a prince.
It was love right away and the young prince discovered something precious,
wonderful in her, the great joy she could give to all men...
She was a lovely Nerd MerMaid ...Never followed what daddy said Ohh...
Once princess of the Kingdom beyond the sand
Ohh... Now sexual slave on the mainland
[SOLO]
20 dollars for a hand job... 30 dollars for her mouth... 50 for her fish ass... 100
and more... she becomes your private whore!
Oh poor young princes of the sea You'd never have imagined this
Once you swam free like a shark
Now use your legs to walk in the dark
NerdMaid Slave NerdMaid
Whore