Triumph The Insult Comic Dog Underage Bichon Lyrics

She walked into the dog run
Like she f*cking owned the place
She turned to me with a scent that said
"Sit boy, on my face!"
Now I like a little discipline
As much as the next Shar Pei
But this bitch was only ten months old
And now I have to pay!

Underage Bichon
She told me she was one
Underage Bichon
I schtupped her, now I'm done
Underage Bichon
They say I did a crime
Underage Bichon
Might as well bang you one more time

Eight perky boobies
I knew that she was young
But I figured she was legal
From the way she used her tongue
She said I was hung like a Great Dane
And it sounded like an old line
She's smooth as a newborn chihuahua
But she licks ass like she's nine!
Underage Bichon (underage Bichon)
My little puppy treat
Underage Bichon (underage Bichon)
She clearly was in heat
Underage Bichon (underage Bichon)
They're putting me away
Underage Bichon (underage Bichon) Might as well bang you anyway

Please, your Honor!
She was very cool when I came on her back
Didn't know who Lassie was, but cut her slack
Figure she's an airhead from an inbred pack
And try to take your eyes off her enormous rack!

Well, I was looking at a Monday court date
With no chance to be cleared
So I picked up a Bearded Collie hooker
And made a bee-line for her beard

She was a furry motherf*cker
And I couldn't find her pie
So I pulled and I tugged to get under her rug
Yes, I burrowed all around and I finally found...

...
A Bearded Collie hooker guy!

Underage Bichon (underage Bichon)
I banged her, now I'm screwed
Underage Bichon (underage Bichon)
Took photos of her nude
Underage Bichon (underage Bichon)
They're throwing me in jail
Underage Bichon (underage, underage, underage)
Might as well get one last piece of tail!

(Underage!)