Treephort Everybody Hates Me Lyrics

I, I have no friendsMy ex-girlfriend is now a lesbian
And for some wierd reason I think I made her that way
She's Gay
And all my life I've always been a tool
Struggling hard just to be cool
I'm the epitome of Nerd-Core
I work in a video store
Chorus
Everybody hates me, everybody hates me
Everybody hates me, yes they do
Everybody hates me, everybody hates me
Everybody hates me, and so do you
No matter what I say, no matter what I do
It's always gonna offend you
Sorry I wrote a song about my brother's tumor
Maybe you guys should just get a sense of humor
Sorry that I called your girlfriend a slut
When she told me she likes it hard up the butt
Maybe she shouldn't brag about gettin' passed around
At the Frat Party
Chorus
Sorry I don't say things you don't understand
Sorry I'm not cool enough for you man
Sorry I don't have a job at the mall
Or brag about girls that lick my balls
Big money makin' player, you get plenty
But I am a loser yet I never get any
I wish I could score with chicks like you
But, I'd have to buy prostitutes
Cause everybody hates me
Everybody hates me
Everybody hates me
Yes they do
Everybody hates me
Everybody hates me
Everybody hates me
And so do you