la, la, la, la, la
she's so 20th century, she's so 1970's
she know the right things to say, she got the right 
clothes to wear
cause she's a modern girl, oh yeah
a modern girl, ga, ga, ga, ga, ga
a modern girl, oh yeah
and suzie is a jewel, she flashes when she smiles
she's cunning and she's clever, she's got the low down in 
her flies
magenta is the best, you know she really makes me laugh
she's always tryin' her impressions, she wants to be a 
photograph
i gotta say now
she's so modern
la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
and jean confided to me, she's mona lisa's biggest fan
she drew a moustache on her face, she's always seen her 
as a man
and charlie ain't no nazi, she likes to wear her leather 
boots
cause it's exciting for the veterans and it's a tonic for 
the troops
she's so m, m, m, m, modern
she's so modern