Dez The Demon Decorator
Toy Dolls
Toy Dolls
TOY DOLLS
- Dez The Demon Decorator LyricsBrighten up you home, it said in the advert
All your decorating done by an expert
How the hell was I to know he's such a dirty sod
I wanted subtle shades, maybe something duller
There's paint on the chairs & the dogs a different colour
I'm the only bloke I know that does have a day-glo scullery...
[Chorus:]
Dez the demon...never coming back, he's never coming back ooeee
Dez the demon...never get a cheque, he'll never get a cheque from me
Dez the demon decorator
He split a tin o'gloss coz he's a clumsy swine
"I'll paint the carpet pink, I've got no turpentine" Pink footprints everywhere reminding me
The neighbours came for tea & they began to frown
The wallpaper was cock-eyed, flowers upside down
What the flippen 'ecks that decorating clown done now...
[Chorus.... Guitar Bit]
Dez the demons deed is done, my house is an eye-sore
Bumps & Lumps in the wallpaper, paint splashed on the floor
I won't be calling Dez the demon, won't be calling Dez the demon
I won't be calling Dez the demon decorator anymore...
[Chorus]
All your decorating done by an expert
How the hell was I to know he's such a dirty sod
I wanted subtle shades, maybe something duller
There's paint on the chairs & the dogs a different colour
I'm the only bloke I know that does have a day-glo scullery...
[Chorus:]
Dez the demon...never coming back, he's never coming back ooeee
Dez the demon...never get a cheque, he'll never get a cheque from me
Dez the demon decorator
He split a tin o'gloss coz he's a clumsy swine
"I'll paint the carpet pink, I've got no turpentine" Pink footprints everywhere reminding me
The neighbours came for tea & they began to frown
The wallpaper was cock-eyed, flowers upside down
What the flippen 'ecks that decorating clown done now...
[Chorus.... Guitar Bit]
Dez the demons deed is done, my house is an eye-sore
Bumps & Lumps in the wallpaper, paint splashed on the floor
I won't be calling Dez the demon, won't be calling Dez the demon
I won't be calling Dez the demon decorator anymore...
[Chorus]
Facts about Dez The Demon Decorator
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Dez The Demon Decorator is first released on January 01, 1993 as part of Toy Dolls's album "Absurd-Ditties" which includes 14 tracks in total. This song is the 12nd track on this album.
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Dez The Demon Decorator falls under the genre Pop Punk.
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Dez The Demon Decorator song length is 2 minutes and 57 seconds.
When was Dez The Demon Decorator released?
Dez The Demon Decorator is first released on January 01, 1993 as part of Toy Dolls's album "Absurd-Ditties" which includes 14 tracks in total. This song is the 12nd track on this album.
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Which genre is Dez The Demon Decorator?
Dez The Demon Decorator falls under the genre Pop Punk.
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How long is the song Dez The Demon Decorator?
Dez The Demon Decorator song length is 2 minutes and 57 seconds.
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Record Label(s): 1993 Sanctuary Records Group Ltd , a BMG Company
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