Tim Wilson He's My Brother-in-law Lyrics

I guess I'm tired of Oprah Winfrey's ass
Tellin' me every move to make
And I'm tired of Martha Stewart's ass
Tellin' me how to bake a cake

And I've just about had my fill
Of Doctor f*cking Phil
Tired of looking at Tiger's ass
And Shaquille O' f*cking Neal

Paris Hilton could f*ck up a county fair
Just proof that you can be stupid
And still be a billion-f*cking-aire

I'm tired of Simon's ass tellin' people that they can't
sing
I'd fire Donald Trump's ass for knowing every f*cking
thing

Jen and Brad and Angelina's ass
I'm about tired of lookin' at them
And I'm about ready for Hollywood's ass
To run out of f*cking film!

I'm tired of everything on TV
Everybody loves Raymond...
Except for f*cking me!

I'm tired of that Lance's ass
In France ridin' on a bike
And I could purty much give a damn What some actress's dress looks like

It'd be nice if Hip-Hop's ass would finally learn to
play three cords
And I'm about fed up with Nashville's ass
And the "Hand-me-a-trophy" awards

Barry Bonds hittin' a bunch of fake home runs
And a fake-ass Larry the Cable's ass
And Git 'er f*cking Done!

I'd like to watch football's ass
Without worryin' about T.O.
And I'm resolved to tell W's ass
Where the f*ck he can f*cking go

I'd be the first to second
Tellin' the third world what the f*ck they can f*cking
do!
It'd be fun to watch Mel Gibson's ass gettin' whipped
by the Jews

I'm tired of my own ass singing this f*cking song
There's a lot of people's ass I'm tired of
But the list's too f*cking long!

And I could be wrong...
OHH, I could be wrong!