Tim Minchin So Fucking Rock Lyrics

I am so f*cking rock
I am so Goddamn rock
I am so motherf*cking rock
Don’t you know you wanna rock it with me

If you came expecting a burlesque show
With girls in nipple tassels and a flying trapeze
I’m sorry but I’m going to have to disappoint you
You should have read your program more carefully

If you came expecting liturgical dancing
With new interpretations of the story of Moses
I’m sorry but I’m think you will be disappointed
You’ve made an error during the booking process

But if you came to see me
I’m really happy that you achieved your intention
Cos it’s all very well to live in the moment
But planning is important is you want to achieve your
goals
And maybe have some savings when you’re old

I am so f*cking rock
I am so Goddamn rock
I am so motherf*cking rock
Don’t you know you wanna rock it with me
I am so f*cking rock
I am so Goddamn rock
I am so motherf*cking rock

I worked very hard for my rock n roll hair
I get it chemically straightened and I style it for
hours
And I worked very hard for a rock n roll face I’ve got the kooky contact lenses and the girly mascara

But there is something deeper inside
Something that the mask I wear won’t hide

I paid lots of money for this big piano
And the fancy, fancy lights to make me look like
Michael Jackson
I paid lots of money for this bohemian coat
And the fact I don’t wear shoes is just an affectation

But there is something deeper inside
Something that this costume won’t hide
Something from a distance you won’t see
Something fundamentally me

I am so f*cking rock
I am so goddamn rock
I am so motherf*cking rock.
Don’t you know you wanna rock it with me

f*cking rock, f*cking, goddamn rock, goddamn,
motherf*cking rock, f*cking
Don’t you know you wanna rock it with me

I am so f*cking rock
I am so Goddamn rock
I am so motherf*cking rock.
Don’t you know you wanna rock it with me

I am so f*cking rock
I am so goddamn rock
I am so motherf*cking rock.
Don’t you know you wanna
Rock it with me
Rock it with me!
Rock it with me!