Tim Hawkins Parents Rock, Pt. 1 Lyrics

I'm not going to buy you an Iphone
Cause you asked for it
Like you need one -- you dont
I'm not going to buy you and Iphone
You're insain if you think I'll pay for it
So be on your way
I'm not going to listen, go away
You're waisting all your time heres a dime
If you find a payphone
but no Iphone, today

You stayed out to late last night
I heard you sneeking in
Hanging out at who knows where
Don't even try to blame this on your friends
And trust me "dude" it wont happen again
You're staying home
It's the place where you belong
You done wrong and now your grounded for a week
I still love you
But you keep breaking you curfew
You'll regret how late you chose to be
Your abuses and excuses are getting old
So you're staying home

You're staying home

You better quit all that complaining Don't want to hear another sound
If I hear anymore whining
I'm gunna turn the car around
You got a little televition
And you had enough to eat
If you don't change your dispostion
I'm gunna leave you on the street
So I'm waiting
For your attitude to change
I keep on waiting
For your attitude to change
You say that I aint fair
I guess that would matter if I cared

So I keep on waiting
For your attitude to change

Oh I found something that I need then I smelt it
An old bolonga sandwich with some cheese and it melted
It fell right through the cracks
And it's getting funky bad
Go get a paper towel and some Fabreze
Open up a window man that stinks
Get down on your knees and clean that rug rug rug
It's time to fumagate
Your bed room boy it can not wait
Good Lord