Tenacious D Cosmic Shame Lyrics

Okay, uh...
If I could say just one thing to y'all tonight...
I'd say set the artist free. M'talkin' bout this artist, in here. Just set it free.
I'm saying: Quit your day job. Now I know what you're saying "I can't quit my day job. I got kids to feed, Jack."
Quit your day job.
focus on your craft. Just once, before it's all over, you've died, you've squandered it.
You f*ckin robots!
And after a couple of years, of you focusing earnestly on your craft, KG and I will swoop, we'll check out your progress, and encourage you: To continue!!
Or we can say STOP!
And then seriously you must stop.
Or penalties will be created and enforced. Cause listen: This is the problem:
Sometimes you follow your heart,
sometimes your heart cuts a fart (poot)
thats the cosmic shame.
Thats the cosmic sha-ha-ha-ame.
and I know what you're saying now: You're saying "what makes you guys so f*cking good!?"
I don't know! and I don't like it! I stay up laughing, going why can't everybody f*cking have it? Cause some people learn it in the streets,some people learn it in the schools, but me and KG we were f*cking born with it homes, just check it out:
(scat)
that came off my f*cking head yall (off top his head yall) x8
Thats the cosmic SHAME!