Tankard Myevilfart Lyrics

Hey boss! Your Party´s cool
Another year so let´s start drinking
Excess! The alcohol flows
Your birthday is a night for sinners

My bladder´s full
Need to take a killer piss now
I can´t, can´t hardly walk
Gotta find a wall to mark now

I went to pee, and passed some gas
My rectum is evil, I´ve just burnt my ass

Chorus:
My evil fart!! Methane is a form of might
In the burning flame of power!! My evil fart
My evil fart!! Methane is a form of might
In the burning flame of power!! My evil fart

Here comes my friend
With a raging pole to empty
Nice, right next to me
Wretched wind right up his nostril

My friend got sick, he had to puke
My ass had the power, it wasn´t a fluke Chorus:
My evil fart!! Methane is a form of might
In the burning flame of power!! My evil fart
My evil fart!! Methane is a form of might
In the burning flame of power!! My evil fart

The job was done
I went back home really happy
Still unable to walk
Hit the hay but then I blew more

People-a lesson learned
A lot of beers and you´ll start stinking
Eat beans-and that´s how it goes
Make people spew and be a winner

Chorus:
My evil fart!! Methane is a form of might
In the burning flame of power!! My evil fart
My evil fart!! Methane is a form of might
In the burning flame of power!! My evil fart