I ain't gonna volunteer
I'm no kind of handyman
I can't be a volunteer
I won't lend a helping hand
You can't count on me
I'll let you down, that's a guarantee
And I'm not the one
That you can depend on
I ain't gonna volunteer
I'm no kind of handyman
I can't be a volunteer
I won't lend a helping hand
When your back's against the wall
Don't call on me
I'll just drop the ball
I ain't pitching in
So please don't ask me again
I ain't gonna volunteer
I'm no kind of handyman
I can't be a volunteer
I won't lend a helping hand
I ain't standing up, I ain't raising my hand
And if you're looking for love, you better find another man
Me helping out just isn't part of the plan
I hope you understand
I ain't your helpful little elf
Why don't all y'all just go f*ck yourself
Let's have no doubt
It's over and I'm out
I ain't gonna volunteer
I'm no kind of handyman
I can't be a volunteer
I won't lend a helping hand
I ain't gonna volunteer
I'm no kind of handyman
I can't bе a volunteer
I won't lend a helping hand
I won't lend a hеlping hand
I won't lend a helping hand