Sunset Boulevard New Year's Eve Lyrics

JOE
Max, you've pulled the stops out
It looks like Gala Night aboard S.S. Titanic
Will we play spot the actor?
As if we're visiting a gallery of waxworks?

MAX
Would you rather I mix for you a dry martini
Or shall I open the champage

JOE
Max, don't be so evasive
Who's she invited to the ball?

MAX
Madame herself made every call

NORMA
Here. Happy New Year.

JOE
Norma, I can't take this.

NORMA
Oh, shut up. Open it. Read what it says.
JOE
"Mad about the boy".

NORMA
Yes; and you do look absolutely divine.

JOE
Well, thank you.

NORMA
I had these tiles put in, you know,
Because Rudy Valentino said to me, it takes tiles to tango. Come on.

JOE
No, no, not on the same floor as Valentino!

NORMA
Oh come on, come on, come on. Get up. Follow me.
And one, two... and one, two, one two, together. And one.
Don't lean back like that.

JOE
Norma, it's that thing. It tickles.