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Style Council The Stand Up Comic's Instructions Lyrics
Total views: 1 time this weekAlbum: Our Favourite Shop / Original Release Date: 1985Genre: RockSong Duration: 1 min 30 sec
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- The Stand Up Comic's Instructions Lyrics / with translationsGet 'em laughing - keep 'em there,
You hold your own and they'll hold their's,
Hold their glasses - can't hold their beer
Tell 'em the one about the f*cking queer.
Do the one that always works,
'Bout the lazy blacks that don't like work,
And once you got 'em, keep 'em there
Raise their spirits! Raise their cheer!
Do that one that never fails,
'Bout the gang of white thugs and the Asian male,
And once you got 'em, they'll be with you!
See this lot's loyal, through and through.
Tell Irish jokes and you can't miss,
Do the building site one and how they're all thick.
Keep 'em laughing - you'll have it made,
We're a friendly lot and you'll be well paid.
But keep 'em laughing don't let it stop
Or the truth might catch up and spoil the plot.
You hold your own and they'll hold their's,
Hold their glasses - can't hold their beer
Tell 'em the one about the f*cking queer.
Do the one that always works,
'Bout the lazy blacks that don't like work,
And once you got 'em, keep 'em there
Raise their spirits! Raise their cheer!
Do that one that never fails,
'Bout the gang of white thugs and the Asian male,
See this lot's loyal, through and through.
Tell Irish jokes and you can't miss,
Do the building site one and how they're all thick.
Keep 'em laughing - you'll have it made,
We're a friendly lot and you'll be well paid.
But keep 'em laughing don't let it stop
Or the truth might catch up and spoil the plot.
Facts about The Stand Up Comic's Instructions
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The Stand Up Comic's Instructions is written by Paul John Weller.
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It is first released in 1985 as part of Style Council's album "Our Favourite Shop" which includes 37 tracks in total. This song is the 5th track on this album.
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The Stand Up Comic's Instructions falls under the genre Rock.
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The Stand Up Comic's Instructions song length is 1 minutes and 30 seconds.
Who wrote The Stand Up Comic's Instructions lyrics?
The Stand Up Comic's Instructions is written by Paul John Weller.
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When was The Stand Up Comic's Instructions released?
It is first released in 1985 as part of Style Council's album "Our Favourite Shop" which includes 37 tracks in total. This song is the 5th track on this album.
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Which genre is The Stand Up Comic's Instructions?
The Stand Up Comic's Instructions falls under the genre Rock.
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How long is the song The Stand Up Comic's Instructions?
The Stand Up Comic's Instructions song length is 1 minutes and 30 seconds.
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Songwriter(s): Paul John WellerRecord Label(s): 2006 Polydor Ltd (UK)
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