Stoop Kids Regards, Lyrics

Oh these girls pass me by
Oh why oh why?…

Girls, do you understand?
I am not the dick or the asshole brand
I would take a stand, to hold your hand
But every time I try you pick another man
So girls would you like me to blow you off?
Take you out on a date and talk about jacking off?
Eat my waffles with syrup when you have a bad cough
Never buy any condoms you ain't worth being bought
Am i better this way?
More attractive? More adaptive? More alpha than a raptor
More sex than the morning after, More game than a master
I'll make you say Oh My God more than a pastor
But truthfully I feel more alone than a bastard Miserably I'm looking for a companion's laughter
All I find are shallow girls getting plastered
Stealing my beating heart like it was napster

To cuddle is my favorite part of sex
You can bet it's the best, better than ass or breast
I know it's hard to test because you can't detest
The person whose breath is breathing down the back of your neck
I know, let's take it real slow
I'll take ya t a show so we can get to know each other
And I can meet your mother that's the way i wanna know another
Make you toast in bread with extra butter

Oh these girls pass me by
Oh why oh why?…