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Stephen Lynch Half A Man Lyrics
Total views: 1 time this week / Rating: 7.36/10 [22 votes]Album: A Little Bit Special / Original Release Date: 2000-09-26Genre: ComedySong Duration: 2 min 59 sec
Half A Man
Stephen Lynch
Stephen Lynch
STEPHEN LYNCH
- Half A Man LyricsAll my days
I live with my disgrace
I'm afraid to show my face
Or at least take off my underwear
See I was born
Like a half way neutered pet
I don't have a matching set
It's a part of me
That just ain't there
Please, don't stare
Well I'm a gambling man without two dice
I'm like Uncle Ben with only one grain of rice
Oh to have two testis would be so nice
But I'm half a man
Yeah, I'm half a man
Wanna die
end it all, just call it quits
I can't find a cup that fits
And at baseball games I feel so dumb
When I hear "ball one"?
Oh, my God
How could you have been so cruel
To give me one family jewel
And the one that's there must feel so sad
He's a lonely man
Well I'm a marathon runner with just one leg
I'm a fallopian tube with just one egg
Oh, I want another testi
Do I have to beg?
I'm half a man
Well I'm a tweedle dee with no tweedle dum
And I'm a Siskel and an Ebert with just one thumb
And I'm a Yo Ho Ho with no bottle of rum
I'm just half a man
Yeah, I'm half a man
I live with my disgrace
I'm afraid to show my face
Or at least take off my underwear
See I was born
Like a half way neutered pet
I don't have a matching set
It's a part of me
That just ain't there
Please, don't stare
Well I'm a gambling man without two dice
I'm like Uncle Ben with only one grain of rice
Oh to have two testis would be so nice
But I'm half a man
Yeah, I'm half a man
Wanna die
end it all, just call it quits
I can't find a cup that fits
And at baseball games I feel so dumb
Oh, my God
How could you have been so cruel
To give me one family jewel
And the one that's there must feel so sad
He's a lonely man
Well I'm a marathon runner with just one leg
I'm a fallopian tube with just one egg
Oh, I want another testi
Do I have to beg?
I'm half a man
Well I'm a tweedle dee with no tweedle dum
And I'm a Siskel and an Ebert with just one thumb
And I'm a Yo Ho Ho with no bottle of rum
I'm just half a man
Yeah, I'm half a man
Facts about Half A Man
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Half A Man is written by Willie Nelson.
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It is first released on September 26, 2000 as part of Stephen Lynch's album "A Little Bit Special" which includes 22 tracks in total. This song is the 1st track on this album.
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Half A Man falls under the genre Comedy.
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Half A Man song length is 2 minutes and 59 seconds.
Who wrote Half A Man lyrics?
Half A Man is written by Willie Nelson.
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When was Half A Man released?
It is first released on September 26, 2000 as part of Stephen Lynch's album "A Little Bit Special" which includes 22 tracks in total. This song is the 1st track on this album.
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Which genre is Half A Man?
Half A Man falls under the genre Comedy.
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How long is the song Half A Man?
Half A Man song length is 2 minutes and 59 seconds.
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Songwriter(s): Willie Nelson
Record Label(s): 2000 What Are Records
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