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Stephen Lynch Craig Lyrics
Total views: 1 time this week / Rating: 7.08/10 [13 votes]Album: The Craig Machine / Original Release Date: 2005-10-04Genre: ComedySong Duration: 3 min 33 sec
STEPHEN LYNCH
- Craig Lyrics / with translationsEveryone knows Jesus
The guy who healed the lame.
Well, I am Jesus' brother,
Craig is my name.
Jesus is the Prince of Peace.
Jesus is the Lamb.
Jesus is the Son of God,
But Craig don't give a damn.
Because when Craig's in sight,
We'll party all damn night.
I don't turn water into wine,
But into cold Coors Light.
I'm not my brother, I know,
Don't walk on H2O,
But I got hydroponic shit
That me and Judas grow.
I'm f*ckin' Craig!
I'm f*ckin' Craig!
Yeah, I'm f*ckin' Craig!
Craig Christ.
I hang out with lepers,
Barabbas, and Salome.
Jesus' friends are called Apostles -
Those dudes are totally gay.
Jesus performs miracles,
From Galilee to Rome.
But it would be a miracle,
If he brought a f*ckin' lady home.
Because while Jesus is prayin',
f*ckin Craig is layin',
Every lady in the Testament,
You know what I'm sayin'?
I won't die for your sin,
Like my famous kin.
But if you've got a little sister,
Then there's room at this inn.
I'm f*ckin' Craig!
Yeah, I'm f*ckin' Craig!
f*ckin' Craig!
Craig Christ.
Jesus was our mothers fave,
All her love to him she gave.
But there's no sibling rivalry,
When he's nailed to that tree.
And now the question for you,
Is not "What Would Jesus Do?"
But where will you be
When the Craig Machine comes partyin' through?
And if the Lord will allow,
You got to ask yourself how,
And who and why and when and where
Is my messiah now?
It's f*ckin' Craig!
It's f*ckin' Craig!
f*ckin' Craig!
f*ckin' Craig!
Craig Christ.
Craig Christ.
Craig Christ.
I'm f*ckin Craig.
The guy who healed the lame.
Well, I am Jesus' brother,
Craig is my name.
Jesus is the Prince of Peace.
Jesus is the Lamb.
Jesus is the Son of God,
But Craig don't give a damn.
Because when Craig's in sight,
We'll party all damn night.
I don't turn water into wine,
But into cold Coors Light.
I'm not my brother, I know,
Don't walk on H2O,
But I got hydroponic shit
That me and Judas grow.
I'm f*ckin' Craig!
I'm f*ckin' Craig!
Yeah, I'm f*ckin' Craig!
Craig Christ.
I hang out with lepers,
Barabbas, and Salome.
Jesus' friends are called Apostles -
Those dudes are totally gay.
Jesus performs miracles,
From Galilee to Rome.
But it would be a miracle,
If he brought a f*ckin' lady home.
Because while Jesus is prayin',
f*ckin Craig is layin',
You know what I'm sayin'?
I won't die for your sin,
Like my famous kin.
But if you've got a little sister,
Then there's room at this inn.
I'm f*ckin' Craig!
Yeah, I'm f*ckin' Craig!
f*ckin' Craig!
Craig Christ.
Jesus was our mothers fave,
All her love to him she gave.
But there's no sibling rivalry,
When he's nailed to that tree.
And now the question for you,
Is not "What Would Jesus Do?"
But where will you be
When the Craig Machine comes partyin' through?
And if the Lord will allow,
You got to ask yourself how,
And who and why and when and where
Is my messiah now?
It's f*ckin' Craig!
It's f*ckin' Craig!
f*ckin' Craig!
f*ckin' Craig!
Craig Christ.
Craig Christ.
Craig Christ.
I'm f*ckin Craig.
Facts about Craig
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Craig is written by Lynch A Stephen.
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It is first released on October 04, 2005 as part of Stephen Lynch's album "The Craig Machine" which includes 16 tracks in total. This song is the 4th track on this album.
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When we look deeper into its meaning, the song 'Craig' by Stephen Lynch uses humor to depict Craig as the free-spirited brother of Jesus who defies his older brother's serious personality. Craig's behavior together with his disrespectful character creates a comedic portrayal of religious figures and sibling relationships, which shows the importance of personal uniqueness and social nonconformity. The Craig lyrics primarily focus on display of happiness through partying and celebrating and experiencing freedom and going on adventures. The song establishes two main concepts which identify through self-acceptance and personal identity while people pursue hedonistic pleasure and reject societal norms, which comedians use to create irreverent comedy. The lyrics contain explicit language and adult themes, which include drug use and sexual content, that require parental guidance for children under 17 to view.
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Craig falls under the genre Comedy.
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Craig song length is 3 minutes and 33 seconds.
Who wrote Craig lyrics?
Craig is written by Lynch A Stephen.
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When was Craig released?
It is first released on October 04, 2005 as part of Stephen Lynch's album "The Craig Machine" which includes 16 tracks in total. This song is the 4th track on this album.
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What is the meaning behind Craig lyrics?
When we look deeper into its meaning, the song 'Craig' by Stephen Lynch uses humor to depict Craig as the free-spirited brother of Jesus who defies his older brother's serious personality. Craig's behavior together with his disrespectful character creates a comedic portrayal of religious figures and sibling relationships, which shows the importance of personal uniqueness and social nonconformity. The Craig lyrics primarily focus on display of happiness through partying and celebrating and experiencing freedom and going on adventures. The song establishes two main concepts which identify through self-acceptance and personal identity while people pursue hedonistic pleasure and reject societal norms, which comedians use to create irreverent comedy. The lyrics contain explicit language and adult themes, which include drug use and sexual content, that require parental guidance for children under 17 to view.
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Which genre is Craig?
Craig falls under the genre Comedy.
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How long is the song Craig?
Craig song length is 3 minutes and 33 seconds.
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