Steel Panther Always Gonna Be A Ho Lyrics

I fell in love
With someone sweet and pure
But you became
The world's biggest whore
I went away
For a few weeks or more
You f*cked more dudes
Than I f*cked girls on the tour

How can it be?
You've got me beat
I'm not the only one
Who loves to cheat

Doesn't matter what you do
Or where you go
You're always gonna be a ho
Oh
Don't care where you live
Or who you know
You're always gonna be a ho
Oh

I never knew
I could feel quite so sick
I kissed your mouth
And tasted Satchel's dick
I ran away
Went to my grandpa's farm
I saw your name
Tattooed on my grandpa's arm

Is there no man
You haven't laid?
Has your vagina
Never seen the shade?

Doesn't matter what you do
Or where you go You're always gonna be a ho
Oh
I don't care if your dad
Is Russell Crow
You're always gonna be a ho
Oh

This could be our love's biggest test
Baby I don't care if you're a ho - just tell me I'm the best

Doesn't matter if you're hot
Doesn't matter if you're cold
Doesn't matter if you got
Your vagina plated in gold
Doesn't matter if you live
So long you're covered in mold
You're always gonna be a ho
It's the truth so I am told

Doesn't matter what you do
Or where you go
You're always gonna be a ho
Oh
You're always gonna rub my dick
And it's gonna grow
You're always gonna be a ho
You're my favorite garden tool
Out in the shed behind the swimming pool
You're a ho
You're a f*cking ho