Steam Powered Giraffe Go Spine Go Lyrics

Every heart, could use a beat.
Every song, could use a verb.
If you want to stand up,
then your skeleton, is gonna need,
A spine.
Ooh, ooh. oohoohooh.

He's charming.
(Well hello there)
Debonair.
(and pleased to meet you)
Daring, and dashing,
and just when you need him he's there.
(if transportation permits)

He's got your back.
(Well sure)
When you pick fights with bears.
(Uhh, I would not advise that)
He'll punch a ferocious beast.
(No)
That's how much he cares.
(I, I don't care that much)
'Cause he's,
The Spine.
Ooh, ooh, oohoohooh.

Go Spine Go.
Put on a show.
Do what you do best.
Go Spine Go.
Put on a show.
You always know best.

Need help with diction?
(Indefatigable)
Or home repair?
(Try the plunger, first)
Sowing or weaving,
he'll do your taxes on a double dare.
(and quadruple your returns.)

Suffering from diarrhea?
(Hydration is key)
Well he's been there.
(No Rabbit. Robots can not get diarrhea.)
About three times a day.
(That's not true folks.)
He pays for TP with your fair.
(It's impossible for me to have diarrhea)

He's got,
diarrhea. Ooh, ooh, oohoohooh.

Go Spine Go.
Hold that flow.
Wait 'til after the show.
go Spine Go.
Not on the floo'.
This is not our home.

He doesn't have diarrhea.
(Thank you Hatchworth)
But he is a super spy.
(Uh, now hold on a second.)
He's got some pretty cool gadgets.
(Well that is true.)
To topple governments, and the like.
(Oh boy.)

He's not really a spy.
(I appreciate that Rabbit.)
But he does love him some pie.
(Rabbit, robots can not eat.)
Eat so much pie.
Have diarrhea only the whole night.

No I won't.
Yes you will.
(Yes you will. Yes you will)
No I won't.
If you don't right now,
then you will.
I said that I won't.
I'm fairly certain you will.
No I woo Woo OOo OW OW OWOWOWOWOWOWOWon't.
(OK. You got your point across)
(Yeah, you need to chill out bro.)
Because you're,

The Spine.
Ooh, ooh, oohoohooh.
The Spine
Ooh, ooh, oohoohooh.

Go Spine Go.
Put on a show.
Do what you do best.
Go Spine Go.
Put on a show.
Bring a backup pair of slacks.
Go Spine Go.
Not during the show.
The would be really gross.

Some day, I'll quit this band.