Stanford Fleet Street Singers Everyone Pees In The Shower Lyrics

Everyone hey, I've got something to say
And it touches each on of us every day
It's hard to admit, it's a little risqué
But I think that it's high time we all threw our shame away

Everyone pees in the shower
Don't try and tell me you don't
Everyone pees in the shower—
If you think that I'll judge you, I won't!
If you're laughing right now, then you don't care who knows
That you pee in the shower, and that's cool for sure
But if you're not laughing you just don't want people to know
That you pee in the shower—I know that you pee in the shower

Sometimes it's cold, and you don't even know
When you get in the shower, that you've got to go
The warm water flows on your fingers and toes
And you stop! And say "...screw it." And you just let it go—

Everyone pees in the shower
Don't try and tell me you don't
Everyone pees in the shower—
If you think that I'll judge you, I won't!
If you're laughing right now, then you don't care who knows
That you pee in the shower, and that's cool for sure
But if you're not laughing you just don't want people to know
That you pee in the shower—I know that you pee in the shower
So drink your fill, and do it with pride
And if you have doubts, I'll be right by your side
Let's all make a pact, that when we go home tonight
Everyone here will pee in the shower!
Every day, you'll pee in the shower!
In your dorm, you'll pee in the shower!
At the gym, you'll pee in the shower!
At the White House, pee in the shower!
At your grandma's, you'll....

[Spoken scene:] Soloist: .... Guys, come on. Back me up here. Guys?
Friend 1: You're taking this a little far. To be honest, I don't actually pee in the shower
Friend 2: Yeah, me neither
Friend 3: I think it's SICK

[Song resumes, much slower and quieter]
I thought people peed in the shower
Maybe it's only just me
I thought people peed in the shower
Maybe I need therapy...
If you're laughing right now, it's because it's a joke—
I don't pee in the shower, I simply misspoke
If you're laughing it's because you think it's gross
That I pee in the shower, you know that I pee in the shower
OH GOD you know that I pee in the shower...
[All burst out laughing. Spoken:]
Friend 1: We're just kidding!
Soloist: Really?
Friend 2: We all pee in the shower!
Friend 3: I don't just PEE in the shower. Sometimes, I like to—

[All resume singing:]
—Everyone pees in the shower
Don't try and tell me you don't
Everyone pees in the shower—
If you think that I'll judge you, I won't!
If you're laughing right now, then you don't care who knows
That you pee in the shower, and that's cool for sure
But if you're not laughing you just don't want people to know
That you pee in the shower—I know!

Shower the people you love with love!
Show them the way that you feel!
Things are gonna be much better—if you pee in the shower!
It'll be all right—if you pee in the shower!
Sing with me now—if you pee in the shower!
Let your troubles go, feel the liberation—if you pee in the shower!