Tape Measure Lyrics

[Intro]
Tape measure
Tape to the measurement
Tape measure
Tape to the measurement

[Refrain]
Tape measurement
Buddy haffi fit e length pon di tape measurement
Eight, haffi nine, haffi reach pon di ten
Buddy length haffi long to di tape measurement
[Verse 1]
Buddy fi more dan two-thirty millimeter
If yuh waan enter inna mi miggle center
Buddy hеad, it haffi big 'round di perimeter
Long likе twenty-five centimeter
It haffi long to di length a mi tape measurement
If it small an it likkle, then a dat mi prevent
Long 'til it bend, beat it, make it bend
If yuh live inna mi hole, then yuh haffi pay rent

[Chorus]
Tape measure
Long to di number pon di tape measure
Tape to di measurement
Buddy haffi fit e length pon di tape measurement
Tape measure
Long to di number pon di tape measure
Tape to di measurement
Buddy haffi fit e length pon di tape measurement

[Verse 2]
Tek advice from di queen
Buddy haffi long 'til it bend, yeah, lean
When yuh see mi bend it over, yuh fi put it in
Mix up e magnum wid a little sperline
If yuh waan give me pleasure
Bwoy haffi walk wid a long tape measure
Cyaan f*ck mi if yuh nuh have a tape measure
Buddy length haffi long to di length tape measure
[Refrain]
Tape measurement
Buddy haffi fit e length pon di tape measurement Eight, haffi nine, haffi reach pon di ten
Buddy length haffi long to di tape measurement

[Verse 1]
Buddy fi more dan two-thirty millimeter
If yuh waan enter inna mi miggle center
Buddy head, it haffi big 'round di perimeter
Long like twenty-five centimeter
It haffi long to di length a mi tape measurement
If it small an it likkle, then a dat mi prevent
Long 'til it bend, beat it, make it bend
If yuh live inna mi hole, then yuh haffi pay rent

[Chorus]
Tape measure
Long to di number pon di tape measure
Tape to di measurement
Buddy haffi fit e length pon di tape measurement
Tape measure
Long to di number pon di tape measure
Tape to di measurement
Buddy haffi fit e length pon di tape measurement
[Refrain]
Tape measurement
Buddy haffi fit e length pon di tape measurement
Eight, haffi nine, haffi reach pon di ten
Buddy length haffi long to di tape measurement

[Bridge]
Tape measurement
Tape measurement
Tape measurement
Tape measurement

[Chorus]
Tape measure
Long to di number pon di tape measure
Tape to di measurement
Buddy haffi fit e length pon di tape measurement
Tape measure
Long to di number pon di tape measure
Tape to di measurement
Buddy haffi fit e length pon di tape measurement

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