Magic Toenail Lyrics

I have a magic toenail, I keep it on my foot.
It's always there to rescue me, when something goes coput.
It has the cutest cuticles, free of all disease!
As toenails go it's really quite extraordinary!
Thank you, thank you, thank you magic toenail. I love my magic toenail, it's magical and good. Sometimes I'll take my magic toenail to lunch and give it a sandwich, because it likes to eat the sandwich. Thank you, thank you, thank you magic toenail.
I love you magic toenail.

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