Shiteman Old F'n Man Lyrics

Cause I'm The Old f*cking Man.
(Old f*ckin' Man)
I'm The Old f*cking Man.
(Old f*ckin' Man)
All I eat is pudding and Jello,
Maybe ice cream if I chance,
But one more scoop of triple fudge
And I just might shit my pants.
So as the diarrhea flows...
More and more...
I loose control...
As I shit all over the kitchen floor.
Cause I'm The Old f*cking Man.

(Old f*ckin' Man) I'm The Old f*cking Man
(Old f*ckin' Man)
I shit my pants and then I get it on the floor,
I wipe my ass and then I smear it on the door,
Whenever I go there's shit all over the place...
It's even on my face!!!

Cause I'm The Old f*cking Man.
(Old f*ckin' Man)
I'm The Old f*cking Man
(Old f*ckin' Man)
I'm The Old f*cking Man
(Old f*ckin' Man)...
(Yeah)