Shiteman Another Load Of Shite!!! Lyrics

Neal looks at your cards when you bluff,
And as soon as José wins he leaves,
Johnny always bets like a Jew when he's up,
And I think he's hidding aces up his sleeve.
(Spoken: All right here's my game... All right uh... you
don't know what the game is, All right, I deal the cards
and then I tell you what the game is, either yes or no
you're in... I'm going to, I'm going to deal the cards
out all right, you don't know what's going to happen, I'm
going to tell you the rules after I deal the cards out
and your locked into the game (I'm out) You're out, you
in.)
Nicotine and alcohol Makes the gambling worse,
They'll bend you over while they take it all
Watch my colon burst.

The bet's to me I've got to fold or put in
I don't think I can beat the straight,
You've got to know when to hold them and know when to
fold them
(Know when your wallet's being raped!!!)
So lets make up the rules as we go along,
Inconsistent every night,
24 wild cards is just like this song,
A giant steaming load of shite!!!
It f*cking happens every night!!!
Another steaming load of shite!!!
It's f*cking bullshit every night!!!