Shi Scrotum Science Neck Lyrics

I attend a school called South Davie Middle School.
In my fourth period class I have a teacher, a science teacher.
His name is Mr. Callison.
Now I'd like to take some time and describe his complexion.
He's really old. His neck looks like a scrotum.
And his face is purple like a really bad alcoholic. He sucks at being a teacher and he is an athletic director.
And he doesn't seem to do his job cutting the grass outside.
He has a scrotum neck. A scrotum neck.
He has a scrotum neck. A scrotum neck.
He has a scrotum neck, a big scrotum neck.
And he's old and a faget and I hate him.