Shaggy Mampie Lyrics

Now this one dedicates to all the girl-who-weight-lovers
Stay 'em inside and this I'm pleasing because I'm now Jamaican
I tell you about this 'cause I know you all care, yo
You hear me now star

Jump and spread out, you're no mampie
Get I man jump and rock, gal you're no mampie, gal
Shout it out, you're no mampie, and a
Reel it out, you're no mampie

See me now
Jesus Christ, a mampie-mania
Everybody have a mampie inna them corner
Gal a dare me go a dance, stand a all over
Me have mi bad-minded friend, Red Fox mi partner
When me come inna the dance, one piece of drama
See the whole heap of mampie there all over
All the gal them big, fat, stink and slubber
And the man them little bit untollerant
Well everybody have a mampie caught up in a corner
And I give them bubble and left, right and center
I man rub out a gal until her front catch fire
Me say three bingo-bucket deh pon the bar counter
Say three dodge fat and bubble pon the fire
That are a cow ragout, chicken body, mannish water
That a weh the mampie drink now fi give them stamina

Me bawl
Jump and spread out, you're no mampie
Get I man jump and rock, gal you're no mampie, gal
Shout it out, you're no mampie, and a
Put up your hand a you're no mampie

When a mampie appear this a different drama, them go
Take a bath, them have fi take one shower
Them use two bar of soap just to take one shower, ha-ha
Them bare they'd rather kick under mi bed-spread cover
When them come inna the bar shoot under the shower, she just
Lift up a titty fi air to wash short, aha
Wash under the titty, soap and water, she just
Put down the titty, one piece of drama
She just lift up her belly, lift fi the vagina
And put her hand pon the air then say: "Thank you Father"
And me glad fi know say that the same things still deh ya

Me say
Jump and spread out, you're no mampie
Get I man a jump and rock, gal you're no, gal you're no
Me say
Jump and spread out, you're no mampie
Get I man a jump and rock, gal you're no, gal you're no

Well me no want no mampie gal
Me no want no mampie gal
Take it from the doberman, the rub-a-dub champion Well me no want no mampie gal
Me no want no mampie gal
Yes, take it from Shaggy, rub-a-dub champion

Well me no want Suzette 'cause she a mampie gal
And me no want Beverly 'cause she a mampie gal
Yes. Me no want Christine 'cause she a mampie gal
Them the gal them know say that them to me no Trojan
What am I gon' do alright, dote Shagsman

Say wa
Jump and spread out, you're no mampie
Get I man a jump and rock, gal you're no, gal you're no
Me say
Jump and spread out, you're no mampie, and a
Shout it out, you're no mampie
See me now

Jesus Christ, a mampie-mania
Everybody have a mampie inna them corner
Dare, to dare me go a dancehall, blown a all over
Now mi bad-minded friend, Red Fox mi partner
When me then come inna the dance, one piece of drama
See the whole heap of mampie there all over
All the gal them big, fat, stink and slubber
And the man them little bit untollerant
Well everybody have a mampie caught up in a corner
And I give them bubble and left, right and center
I man rub out a gal until her front catch fire
Me say three bingo-bucket deh pon the bar counter
Say three dodge fat and bubble pon the fire
That are a cow ragout, chicken body, mannish water
That a weh the mampie drink now fi give them stamina
See me now
Jump and spread out, you're no mampie, hey, hey
Get I man a jump and rock, gal you're no, gal you're no, gal you're no
Jump and spread out, you're no mampie (See me now)
Get I man a jump and rock, gal you're no, gal you're no

Now me say
Move away blubber big and you jump pon galang (Galang)
Move away blubber big, you jump pon galang
Move away blubber big, you jump pon galang
Take it from the doberman, rub-a-dub veteran
Me say fi settle Red Fox because you have your mampie gal
Settle down Rayvon 'cause you have your, have your
Settle down pal you have your mampie gal
American and English have them mampie gal
Doberman, you know say that me no want no mampie gal
Them the gal you know say that them to me no...
You on mi back, mi back, yes mi people section
What kind of truly have fi that....