Scared Weird Little Guys Bloody Bill Lyrics

I lost my job and my wife did too - Bloody Bill
There's no health plan -don't know what to do - Bloody
Bill
There's more pollution then there's ever been - Bloody
Bill
And the World Series was won by a Canadian team - twice
-whose fault? - Bloody Bill
Bill Clinton's responsible for everything that goes
wrong
You might think we're making it up, but the list goes
on and on
I stubbed my toe so hard I cried - Bloody Bill
The Beatles split up and Elvis died - Bloody Bill
I couldn't find a pen when I went to the bank (bloody
typical) - Bloody Bill
The Hindenburg burned, the Titanic sank, -whose fault?
- I'll tell ya - Bloody Bill
Bill Clinton's nasty man (hee hee), he has been since
his youth
He knows all the words to American Pie and we'll tell
you the truth
Tell them the truth, Rusty The truth is that Bill Clinton is the Boogy man -Is
that right?
Yeah, he's Darth Vader -Is he Dracula?
Yes he is, he's Frankenstein - Wow, that's weird
He's Bigfoot

You know why the Buffalo Bill's haven't won in 4 years?
-No, why?
Bills, You figure it out -Bill? That's weird!
I know -Now, did he kill Laura Palmer?
Yes he did. He shot JR -Really??!
He shot JFK -That's bizarre!
He shot Michael J Fox -Hang on, Michael J Fox hasn't
been shot!
YET! -You know the weirdest thing?
What? He's Rush Limbo
Bill Clinton likes Billy Ray Cyrus, and he wears bad
clothes
And he's responsible for Michael Jackson's nose
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