Sam The Sham & The Pharaohs I Wish It Were Me Lyrics

I built you a home in the country But you won't leave your coldwater flat I found you a Siamese kitten But you still like your alley cat Somehow, somewhere, somehow somewhere Somebody's warping your mind I wish it were me, I wish it were me I wish it were me, babe

I bought you an ivory sports car But you won't crawl off of that bike I bought you some brand new dresses But you keep on wearing those tights Somehow, somewhere ...
I bought you some patent leather slippers But you won't throw your sandals away I bought you a baby piano But your guitar you'd rather play Somehow, somewhere ...

I bought you some diamond rings and things But you keep on wearing that junk I ordered you a stereo and some cool wax But you keep on digging that funk Somehow, somewhere ...