Salad Cardboy King Lyrics

Wait until
the caller ends
The
conversation with his mother
Then take his
place inside the box
And plaster one
wall then the other
Pictures do
the work of words
Adverts for
the modern lover
He's the
cardboy king
And he's
distributing as always
The girls
can stay indoors
And then he
visits them in turn
Take a
daily risk of up to
A grand and
half as much again
He's mapped out
his career of sorts
But going nowhere
no matter how many men
Will his heart
shack up with any of
Polly,
Tanya, Kim or Pen
Dear
old Pen
He's the
cardboy king
And he's
distributing as always
The girls
can stay indoors
And then he visits them in turn
Messing up
the BT decor
Till they've
fallen on the floor
Messing up
the BT decro
Till they've
fallen on the floor
It doesn't
go down popular
With the
generation libido free
Catch him in
the act and they will
Throw him over
their collective knee
But seeing
wrinkle echo wrinkle
Wouldn't
that be lovely ?
Lovely
He's the
cardboy king
And he's
distributing as always
The girls
can stay indoors
And then he
visits them in turn
He's the
cardboy king
And he's
distributing as always
Always
distributing
He's the
cardboy king
And he's
distributing as always
The girls
can stay indoors