Rugburns Single Life Lyrics

There's a cold piece of pizza in the fridge if you want it
A stale glass of beer on the table by the Playboys
Did you see miss March? God, she looks so young
This single life, it sure is fun

Well we could go to the lounge at the Holiday Inn
Hear my favorite band play the latest Michael Jackson
Song about a boy with a really nice bike
This single life, it sure is fun

We'll snort some cocaine in the bathroom by the condom dispenser
Talk about the barmaid, "Hey I hear she'll take her pants off
If you drive a Camaro." Life just seems better
This single life, it sure is fun

Well I am still a young man
It's really pretty cool
My friends they're old and married
What a bunch of stupid fools We'll meet some chicks at the bar and collect all our pennies
We'll stumble to our cars and we'll drive real fast to Denny's
I'll put my hand up her skirt
We'll eat a couple Grand Slams
This single life, it sure is fun

Well in the morning when you wake up, there's a dental hygenist
Lying in your bed. She really thinks you're a dentist
You said you'd give her a job
And you'd take her to see Snoop Doggy Dogg's gun collection
This single life, it sure is fun

Well there's a cold piece of pizza in the fridge if you want it
A bottle of aspirin on the table by the Playboys
Did you see Miss April? God I feel so old
This single life, it sure is fun