Robert Lund I Peed In The Pool Lyrics

This was never the place I planned
For my vacation
So I just swim, drink in hand
For rehydration
I'm not a pool lover
I freeze when I get out
But I've rediscovered
One sweet sensation

I peed in the pool and I liked it
It saved me a trip to the toilet
I peed in the pool 'stead of waiting
I hope they've been chlorinating
It felt so warm
It felt so right
It helped resolve my stage fright
I peed in the pool and I liked it I liked it

This pool's the best one I have tried
Nice diving board and slippery slide
But if you wind up by my side
You'd best start backstroking
'Cause oops I just did it again!

I peed in the pool for the glory
Of staking out my territory
I should get out but I cheated
Now it's not just solar-heated
Finding a john
Is much too hard
Don't see one in your backyard
I peed in your pool and I liked it
I liked it!