Parry Gripp Roy The Christmas Potato Lyrics

Roy, the Christmas Potato lived at the North Pole
And he dreamed of flying with Santa and singing "Ho ho ho"

Roy, the Christmas Potato cried when Santa said
"Roy, you're a real nice Potato and all,
But there's no room in my sled"

Then Santa dropped his contact lens and he could not see Roy exclaimed, "Hey Santa! I've got lots of eyes, take me!"

So...

Roy, the Christmas Potato led Santa on his ride
Delivering toys to girls and boys on that magic winter night

Yes, Roy flew with Santa on that magic winter night (oh, yeah)