NoFx Intro Lyrics

El Hefe:
Man I haven't slept in two days. I've been on booze straight ... I, my throat's all -...

Fat Mike (interrupts):
I saw him do drugs and it, and it was looking like powder

El Hefe (in the back to Mike):
I'll see that hand ...

Melvin:
... WHAT?

El Hefe:
This is a live record, you guys are all on a record tonight

Fat Mike:
Yeah, 't is for the record
Now we wanna hear that, we wanna hear that yelling shit, we wanna hear the ... There ya go, "f*ck off!"

El hefe:
Lotsa cuss words

Damn, they're throwin' shit at us...

Fat Mike:
Man last night they threw ice, tonight they're throwing lit cigaretes, that's not cool
Ooow!

Melvin:
Yeah more ice, throw some ice ...

Unknown:
Okay that's enough

Fat Mike:
Alright look, I don't need to hear about how shitty my hair looks, 'cause I know all about it! Audiance guy:
Get a haircut!

Unknwon:
So uh ...

Fat Mike:
Really we, we're, we're just about to play. Tell 'em 'bout it Eric

Eric:
Yeah

Melvin:
Yup
Unknown:
Would you guys shut the f*ck up and play a song already!

Fat Mike:
Oh, okay

El Hefe:
I'm sorry

Fat Mike:
You see the first time we played I was wasted and that was fun, now you know, I'm sober now, so ...
How much fun can you have when you're sober? Huh? Not that much!

El hefe:
Okay, okay here we go -...

El Hefe singing Face To Face "You've Done Nothing":
One, two, one, two three!
You don't know what you wanna be!
You don't know what you wanna be!
You got nothing...

Fat Mike:
You don't know what you wanna be ... you don't know anything ...

El Hefe:
Aahahahuh!