NoFx Fun Things To Fuck (If You're A Winner) Lyrics

fun things to f*ck. fun things to f*ck. fun things to f*ck. fun things to f*ck. f*ck the front door, f*ck the back. f*ck the good girls with the knack. f*ck the government until they f*ck you back. f*ck a muslim, f*ck a jew. f*ck fans of blink 182. that's illegal if you were born in '83. yeah, yeah, yeah. f*ck a bean cheese burrito. f*ck a bowl of cookie dough. f*ck the space between the big and neighbor toe. f*ck a cop, f*ck a marine. f*ck a jar of vaseline. f*ck a calzone with pepperoni. f*ck a midget, f*ck a dwarf. f*ck chris cringle with an elf. but before you f*ck it all... go f*ck yourself!