NoFx Blasphemy (The Victimless Crime) Lyrics

I'll throw a pie in the face of piety
I'll torch a Torah right of the bridge
I'm a reverend of reverence
I'm a shill for any sacrilige
I understand that faith in a diety
Helps the masses who are having hard times
But blasphemy like prosititution
Are clearly vicimless crimes
Blasphemy, blasphe-you,Jesus Christ the
Blackest Jew
Blasphe-you,blasphemy,poisonous pedagogy
I'm an unbeliever, I'm a heretic
I'm gonna projectile puke off a pew
I'm a trouble making immature imp
I'm gonna turn your other cheek for you
I understand we all need something to believe
In
I believe I'll never be given wings and
I'm sorry if it's up there 'cause I didn't think
A song was gonna hurt it's feelings Blasphemy, Speaking deadpan
Apparently this god has got a master plan
Now they call foul,pure heresy
But ya gotta wonder,does he have a plan B?
Horus similar to Mirtha,Attis analogous to
Kirshna
Jesus, different name same story
All based on ancient Egyptian allegory
My postition hasn't been occulted
It can never be more overstated
My intellegence has been insulted
So my toungue lashes out in defense
Anything that your holy or sacred
I'm gonna desecrate and use in jest
But you'll never hear a crack about Mohammed
'Cause I don't wanna get shot in the chest
Blasphemy, isn't this fun?
Rob a rabbi,bugger a nun
Blasphemy,want some more?
Mother Mary,the virgin whore