Alcopollack Lyrics

How does a drunkest person on the bus
Wake up and manage to take such good care of us?
An honorable man that's impossible to hate
Even though his laugh to joke ratio is about one in eight

What is it about him?
What sets him apart?
How does such a tiny person have such a big heart?
He only sometimes drops the ball
Like the six times he told the bus to leave
When one of us was at a petrol station
Shitting in a bathroom stall
That's David Pollack
Alcoholic
Real dedication
To inebriation
My friend David
Master of Kung-Fu
We're all singing this song just to say thank you
And one day we're gonna get you back

(Two, three, four)
He's not a giant man But he represents some giant voices
But sometimes Alcopollack doesn't make the greatest choices

Might excel in tours and food
But he lacks something in tact
He told Dexter that his band sucks
And he called Matt Freeman fat

He pissed off Graffin and insulted Tré Cool's first wife and fiance
That's how he lost Bad Religion, The Offspring
Rancid, Pennywise, the Mad Caddies, Rise Against
But the one that hurt the most must have been Green Day

That's Alcopollack
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Rifle all niner
Bar fight insider
My friend David
All your dedication
This one is for you
To show all our appreciation
But why do you always have to be on vacation?

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