NoFx 13 Stitches Lyrics

The first time i saw The Descendents, they
were the fastest band I'd ever seen
No one in the crowd really cared for them.
We were waiting for the Alley Cats to play
After a couple mounths I heard Kabuki Girl
Rodney on the ROQ late Sunday night
That was enough for me I hoped a bus
To Licorice Pizza and bought my all time
Favorite record
The next time I went to the Whiskey, it was
DOA with Millions Of Dead Cops
The latter band played faster than I could beileve
But the songs sounded the same and kinda Sucked
'Cept John Wayne Was A Nazi, And Joey
Shithead Was A Drunk
Then John Macias beat some hippie to a pulp
'Cause having long hair was a mistake
The third time I went to the hospital, I needed
13 stitches in my head
I managed to catch 6 songs of Ill Respute
Then some suicidal threw me into a post
My girlfriend started to cry because we had to leave
Before DRI played 50 lousy songs
My blood-stained shirt smelled of Clover
Cigarettes
But it sure looked pretty cool after a wash.

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