Unicorn Wizard
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Unicorn Wizard Lyrics

[Intro]
Sometimes I wish
I was even more awesome
Than I already am
What would my life be like
If I turned that shit up to eleven
Out of a possible five?

Ninja Brian, hand me my cloak
And my staff, and my horn
And that thermos of soup
I'm hungry but also thirsty
And you can kind of like eat and drink soup at the same time
Let's go!

[Verse 1]
Riding straight out of your imagination
Using my magic to fight against crime
Destroying evil with powers most awesome
Protecting the weak almost all of the time
But not on Sundays, Game of Thrones is on
Now is the time for a man of conviction
The world needs a hero, and I am that guy

[Girl] Look! Who is that masked man?
[Danny] That's Ninja Brian, but shut up about him
Let's focus on me, because

[Chorus]
I am the Unicorn Wizard
Riding for justice on a comet of stars
With the help of my sidekick Princess Handjob
I'm more awesome and smarter than I already are

I am the Unicorn Wizard
My spells are amazing, and my reflexes quick
My horn is my strength and my strength is my power
And my power is my horn and my horn is my dick

[Interlude]
Here's your opportunity to stop listening If this song got too amazing for you
No? OK

[Verse 2]
My life is a party, the guests are supermodels
Operation: I Rule is a total success
Each day I invent a new form of karate
That changes the way that Japan views the West
Now's that's progress! Doitashi Mashitay!

Then we retire to the Chamber of Passion
And bathe in pool of strawberries and cream
The strawberries rub and exfoliate gently
The cream travels places you can't even dream

[Girl] Ugh, I think I just dreamed it
[Danny] How was it? Amazing?
[Girl] Uhh..
[Danny] You mean Uhh-stounding? Yeah you did

[Chorus]
I am the Unicorn Wizard
Just like Danny Sexbang, I'm handsome and strong
With the help of my hellhounds Tinkles and Gary
We punish the wicked then break into song

I am the Unicorn Wizard
A superhero for the entire human race
My wand casts a spell that will unlock the door
And the wand is my junk and the door is your face

[Outro]
[Mom] Danny, Danny, wake up!
[Danny] Oh, oh, Oh hey mom. I had the craziest dream!
I was the Unicorn Wizard!
[Mom] Awww, shut up
[Danny] Unicorn Wizard!
[Mom] I said shut up
[Danny] You shut up

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Songwriter(s): AVIDAN LEIGH DANIEL, WECHT BRIAN ALEXANDER
Record Label(s): 2013 Ninja Sex Party
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