Ninja Sex Party First Date Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Hey pretty lady, you're looking real fine
This is our first date: I'm not like other guys
I can tell that you have played it safe your whole life
So let's get naughty and break a couple rules tonight!
Sneak in a movie, no one will ever know
Then run on private property and hold each other close
Beneath the moonlight, I've got a fun idea:
Lean in and kiss your cheek and gently whisper in your ear—

[Chorus]
Let's steal a car tonight
Commit a felony with me and drive until the sunrise
Let's steal a motherf*cking car tonight
We're young and alive
So let's commit some crimes
(Hey, I like you!)
[Verse 2]
I got you flowers. Let's get some coffee
Look deep in my eyes and tell me 'bout your family
We can hold hands, then you can watch me
Shoot cocaine into my eyes and rock a burglary

[Chorus]
Let's steal some art tonight
What's a few Picassos when you're on a sexy date heist?
Let's steal some precious f*cking art tonight
We're young and alive We're crossing state lines

[Bridge]
Or, you know, we could go a little more traditional: go for a walk, watch a movie. Actually, there's a really nice flower exhibit at the botanical gardens! Ninja Brian was just telling me about that last week. He loved it. Wait, you know what? f*ck it!

[Chorus]
Let's kill some guy tonight
We're holding hands and laughing while we shank him in the starlight
Let's take a motherf*cking life tonight
We're young and alive—which I can't say for that guy
Yeah!
Let's kill five guys tonight!
Then share a cherry cola while we blast a savage drive-by
Let's kill ten guys tonight!
(You know what? First date: let's pump the brakes on the murders.)
Let's kill five guys tonight!
I'll take you back to your place and we'll craft the perfect alibi
Man, we had fun tonight!
We're young and alive, and you can call me anytime! (Time...)
[Outro]
Good first date! Wanna do it again next wee—no? Oh, alright