Neil Cicierega It's Gonna Get Weird Lyrics

Today's just so wonderful, I feel like chuckling

I feel all fuzzy inside like a duckling full of tarantulas

And now that I'm here, tonight, it's gonna get weird

Ah-ha-ha-ha!

Look at these creatures, not enough features

Cats should be breath fire, bears should sing choir

(Very nice)

Look at this tower under my power

Look at these people, puny and feeble

Look, I'm just a triangle trying to save you

From the delusions society gave you

Gravity's a lie and so is the sky Trust in the all-seeing, all-knowing eye

Look at this money–who's that, honey?

Look throughout history, how could you miss me?

(Seriously, I'm all over the place)

Look at this weather, I could do better

Mandelbrot rainbows, screaming tornadoes

Look at this loser, drinking coffee

Now it's decaf

Look at these people, calling me evil

Right back at you, now you're all statues

Now everything you know has disappeared

It's gonna get weird