Mr.b The Gentleman Rhymer Crumpet Lyrics

When I wake up in the morning or last thing at night
There's only one thing that can make my constitution right
I crave it in the daytime and I crave it at dusk
It's amazing how I'm taken by it's buttery musk
I declare it's not a [?]
It's sweeter than the butter on a [?] breakfast toast
I'm looking for my [?]
[?]
[?]
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I can do it in the kitchen, right under the grill
And if I get too much, *it's time to get [?]*
But I still come back for more
I always want more than I had before
Give me the sugar, I've got a sweet tooth
Let me tell you an eternal truth
I like Crumpet, if you don't like it
Then you can [?], that's fine yes
There's only one thing on my mind
And that's crumpet and that's right
I like Crumpet, if you don't like it
Then you can [?], that's fine yes There's only one thing on my mind
And that's crumpet and that's *nice*
If I can not get crumpet I get down in the d[?]
[?]
It's an addiction, a curse, and what's worse is
It's so damn simple, I can fill two verses
And when I'm at the club, you'll hear me trumpet
[?]
I've heard a
[?]
Seconds is what I want every time
[?]
[?]
My name is Mister B and I'm a crumpetholic
[?] and I'm seeking help with mine
[?]
I like Crumpet, if you don't like it
Then you can [?], that's fine yes
There's only one thing on my mind
And that's crumpet and that's *nice*
I like Crumpet, if you don't like it
Then you can [?], that's fine yes
There's only one thing on my mind
And that's crumpet *[?] is what I like*