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Monty Python Bring Out Your Dead Lyrics
Total views: 3 times this week / Rating: 8.05/10 [20 votes]Album: The Monty Python Instant Record Collection, Vol. 2 / Original Release Date: 1981Genre: ComedySong Duration: 0 min 55 sec
Bring Out Your Dead
Monty Python
Monty Python
MONTY PYTHON
- Bring Out Your Dead LyricsMORTICIAN: Bring out your dead!
Bring out your dead!
[clang] Bring out your dead!
[clang] Bring out your dead!
[clang] Bring out your dead!
[clang] Bring out your dead!
CUSTOMER: Here's one -- nine pence.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!
MORTICIAN: What?
CUSTOMER: Nothing -- here's your nine pence.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!
MORTICIAN: Here -- he says he's not dead!
CUSTOMER: Yes, he is.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not!
MORTICIAN: He isn't.
CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
DEAD PERSON: I'm getting better!
CUSTOMER: No, you're not -- you'll be stone dead in a
moment.
MORTICIAN: Oh, I can't take him like that -- it's
against
regulations.
DEAD PERSON: I don't want to go in the cart!
CUSTOMER: Oh, don't be such a baby.
MORTICIAN: I can't take him...
DEAD PERSON: I feel fine!
CUSTOMER: Oh, do us a favor...
MORTICIAN: I can't.
CUSTOMER: Well, can you hang around a couple of
minutes? He
won't be long.
MORTICIAN: Naaah, I got to go on to Robinson's --
they've lost
nine today.
CUSTOMER: Well, when is your next round?
MORTICIAN: Thursday.
DEAD PERSON: I think I'll go for a walk.
CUSTOMER: You're not fooling anyone y'know. Look, isn't
there
something you can do?
DEAD PERSON: I feel happy... I feel happy.
[whop]
CUSTOMER: Ah, thanks very much.
MORTICIAN: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
CUSTOMER: Right.
Bring out your dead!
[clang] Bring out your dead!
[clang] Bring out your dead!
[clang] Bring out your dead!
[clang] Bring out your dead!
CUSTOMER: Here's one -- nine pence.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!
MORTICIAN: What?
CUSTOMER: Nothing -- here's your nine pence.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!
MORTICIAN: Here -- he says he's not dead!
CUSTOMER: Yes, he is.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not!
MORTICIAN: He isn't.
CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
DEAD PERSON: I'm getting better!
CUSTOMER: No, you're not -- you'll be stone dead in a
moment.
MORTICIAN: Oh, I can't take him like that -- it's
against
regulations.
DEAD PERSON: I don't want to go in the cart!
MORTICIAN: I can't take him...
DEAD PERSON: I feel fine!
CUSTOMER: Oh, do us a favor...
MORTICIAN: I can't.
CUSTOMER: Well, can you hang around a couple of
minutes? He
won't be long.
MORTICIAN: Naaah, I got to go on to Robinson's --
they've lost
nine today.
CUSTOMER: Well, when is your next round?
MORTICIAN: Thursday.
DEAD PERSON: I think I'll go for a walk.
CUSTOMER: You're not fooling anyone y'know. Look, isn't
there
something you can do?
DEAD PERSON: I feel happy... I feel happy.
[whop]
CUSTOMER: Ah, thanks very much.
MORTICIAN: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
CUSTOMER: Right.
Facts about Bring Out Your Dead
Who wrote Bring Out Your Dead lyrics?
Bring Out Your Dead is written by Greenslade, Clempson.
When was Bring Out Your Dead released?
Bring Out Your Dead is first released in 1981 as part of Monty Python's album "The Monty Python Instant Record Collection, Vol. 2" which includes 24 tracks in total. This song is the 4th track on this album.
Which genre is Bring Out Your Dead?
Bring Out Your Dead falls under the genre Comedy.
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Songwriter(s): GREENSLADE, CLEMPSON
Record Label(s): 1981 Arista Records, Inc
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