Monsters Of The Midday I Don't Remember Lyrics

Hey Savannah
Hi
This is a song that I wrote for you. Are you ready?
Yeah

I met you in the topless bar
I don’t remember
We rode round in my Mustang car
I don’t remember
I pledged my love beneath the stars
I don’t remember
I don’t remember, don’t remember
I was drunk

I bought you a trailer on South Park
I don’t remember
I gave you cash to help you out
I don’t remember
I moved you in my big blue house
I don’t remember
I don’t remember saying
It was permanent

Remembering for me is such a hassle
Recalling what went on is just too hard
It’s too much strain put on my brain muscle
Oh look, my picture’s on the radio phone card
When did that happen?

I gave you gifts and everything
I don’t remember
I gave you a big engagement ring
I don’t remember I made the world listen to you sing
I don’t remember
I didn’t need you to do that
I won Ms. Brave

Remembering for me is such a tussle
It gets all jumbled underneath me wig
It’s too much strain to put on my brain muscle
I used to have small ninnies…Now they’re big!
How did that happen?

I bought you a jewellery box
I don’t remember
Where I put it, I forgot
I don’t remember
I put in it 2000 bucks
I don’t… Oh remember
It’s in your guest bedroom
Beneath the sock collection in a paper bag
With goldsmith jewellery written on it
With torn papers out of US magazine
Three of the pages being about the battle between
Brittany Spears and Christina Agulera
Brittany’s better

I don’t remember, don’t remember
Who you are
I was drunk!