Midnight Spaghetti & The Chocolate G-strings Rat Fight Lyrics

I don't feel sympathetic if you took a diuretic
and now you've got to pee
something's in your dome, but you're not at home
this chick is about to OD
elk mating call echo from outside
but it's only kids blowing in horns
she did it at first 'cause she needed the grade
but liked the way the antlers adorned

cab driver with every answer
but too proud to tell anyone
talk radio host late night coast-to-coast
with the find of the millennium
a new theory of time, fix your love life, eliminate accidents
completely confirmed by the evidence
for believers, that is

rat fight in the middle of the night
'cause they didn't know you were there
the high-pitched squeal always gives them away
you can smell by the blood in their hair
so make a dash under the ashtray
or the hole underneath the stair
don't linger for too long
or you might forget why you care

sleeping in the lab just to get the job done passed out on the floor alone
housekeeping woke me up at 4 AM
I guess that it's time to go home
not quite raining and not quite dry
everything feels soggy and wet
back on track for a little while
but it's too easy to forget

rat fight in the middle of the night
'cause they didn't know you were there
the high-pitched squeal always gives them away
you can smell by the blood in their hair
so make a dash under the ashtray
or the hole underneath the stair
don't linger for too long
or you might forget why you care

rat fight in the middle of the night
'cause they didn't know you were there
the high-pitched squeal always gives them away
you can smell by the blood in their hair
so make a dash under the ashtray
or the hole underneath the stair
don't linger for too long
or you might forget why you care