[Verse 1]
Get depressed, blow off my friends
Then cry about how no one likes me
Scared to get a therapist
What if they crash my pity party
I'm self-aware and say my prayers
That's my two redeeming qualities
And I'm so good at faking it
Guess that makes it three
[Pre-Chorus]
Rot on my couch thinking 'bout everything I'm not
And I cry about my problems while I know I'm the cause
So much bitterness inside me, all the sweet's wearing off
Put it nicely, pretty baby, you just need to grow up
[Chorus]
Eighteen
What a waste, what a loser
Maybe
If she tried she'd be cooler
She's such a bitch, I love talking shit about the girl in the mirror (What a joke)
Go write a song, just another blonde trying to be a punk rock singer
[Verse 2]
Staring at the walls in my room, honestly, I think I might crack
9 p.m. tucked in my bed, yeah, it's hard being a teenage dirtbag
Listening to Gwen Stefani (Uh-huh)
'Cause I'm so original
And, God, I'm such a genius
Singing 'bout how I hate myself
[Pre-Chorus]
Rot in my bed thinking 'bout everything I'm not
And I cry about my problems while I know I'm the cause
So much bitterness inside me, all the sweet's wearing off
Put it nicely, pretty baby, you just need to grow up
[Chorus]
Eighteen
What a waste, what a loser
Maybe
If she tried she'd be cooler
She's such a bitch, I love talking shit about the girl in the mirror (What a joke)
Go write a song, just another blonde trying to be a punk rock singer
[Post-Chorus]
La, la-la-la, la, la-la-la
La, la-la-la, loser
La, la-la-la, la, la-la-la
La, la-la-la, loser
[Bridge]
Nobody likes you when you're eighteen
And nobody's felt this way, it's just me
The girl at the rock show in the nosebleeds
Just another Blink-180 wannabe
[Chorus]
Eighteen
What a waste, what a loser
Maybe
If she tried she'd be cooler
She's such a bitch, I love talking shit about the girl in the mirror (What a joke)
Go write a song, just another blonde trying to be a punk rock singer
[Post-Chorus]
La, la-la-la, la, la-la-la
La, la-la-la, loser
La, la-la-la, la, la-la-la
La, la-la-la, loser
La, la-la-la, la, la-la-la
La, la-la-la, loser
Go write a song, just another blonde trying to be a punk rock singer
[Outro]
Go write a song, just another blonde trying to be a punk rock singer