Mc Honky 3 Turntables & 2 Microphones Lyrics

…kicking and scratching he'll–

Is this thing on?
Hello?
Chk chk chk

Dear Howard
It recently came to my attention
That I did not win
This year's freestyle rap competition
True, my feelings were hurt
But I'm okay

I got 3 turntables & 2 microphones
3 turntables & 2 microphones

I am so sick and tired
Everything I do
It is wrong with you
I have to constantly second-guess myself
In everything
Because you always see my actions
In your own way

But I can't ???? ?????

I got 3 turntables & 2 microphones
3 turntables & 2 microphones

What the f*ck was I supposed to do?
I can't read your mind!
I am going to put it on the liiine
You are so damn dramatic…

AND LET'S DO IT NOW!
3 turntables & 2 microphones
3 turntables & 2 microphones
I got 3 turntables & 2 microphones

Peace [?]

Awwwww yeeeah
Aww yeah
Aww yeah!
Awww yeeah…that's what daddy likes!
Woo!

I wanna hear my girl sing some harmony

3 turntables & 2 microphones 3 turntables & 2 microphones

That's my girl

If you think
I am not a broken man
You are sadly, sadly…

Wrong

Now, Howard
I want to be
Magnanimous
I want to be a good loser
I am not a bitter man
This year's
Freestyle rap competition
Doesn't mean
A thing to me now
It's all in the past
But let's face it
You and I know –
The whole world knows –
That DJ What's'isname
Doesn't deserve that title
Let my people know
That I will be back next year
And I'll have 4 turntables & 3 microphones
4 turntables & 3 microphones

4 turntables & 3 microphones
4 turntables & 3 microphones

4 TURNTABLES & 3 MICROPHONES!
4 TURNTABLES & 3 MICROPHONES!

Doo, doo, doo, doo-doo, doo, doo-dooo
Doo, doo, doo, doo-doo, doo, doo-dooo
Doo, doo, doo, doo-doo, doo, doo-dooo
Doo, doo, doo, doo-doo, doo, doo-dooo

Aww yeah
He can eat a bowl of cereal
For all I care

You wanna come hang with me
I got the shit