Mc Chris Scum Licking Lyrics

There's a brand new dance, got the Vatican panickin'
Even made the mannequin Anakin dance again
Scum licking, don't wig out, it's the latest craze
Gives you HPV and pink eyes for days
Gotta make a stew from the juice you produce
Drink it like a shot, wheatgrass with a boost (Shots! Shots!)
Try to keep it down 'cause you might start to gag
Appreciate your lady 'cause your bag is a drag
Break out the mops and sop every drop
Get it so crunk, Hawaiian Punch shows up
Get her drunk on her skunk 'cause her muff's so yum
Find the place in the middle, go in, get a little scum
They tried to tell me stop, I couldn't stop if I tried
Trubs, show me love, I'm like Bubs in The Wire
I like lickin' what might sicken, some might call it a taint
Heart starts to quicken like I'm huffin' on paint

I'm lickin' that scum, I tickle that bum
I lick on that clit 'till she giggles and cums
Like peepin' the puss, like looking up facts
Put my ham in that sam 'cause I'm jammin' that ass
I'm lickin' that scum, I tickle that bum
I lick on that clit 'till she giggles and cums
Like peepin' the puss, like looking up facts
Put my ham in that sam 'cause I'm jammin' that ass

It's always on my mind, it's something I can't deny
Tried to take up a hobby but my floppy needs a drive
Try to be mild mannered, keep my kinks hidden
Developed a stammer, too afraid to admit it
So don't be shaming my kink because it's lame and it stinks
I think it's bitchin', it's just kissin', I was missing my link
Allow me my discretions, my distractions relieve tensions
Did I fail to mention failure's out of the question
I like thinking something's naughty, I like thinking something's bad I deserve to get punished so please munch on my nads
We're like Posh and Beckham, there's no second in sexiness
To heck with this recklessness, safe word is pearl necklaces
Don't swivel to the right, shit on my civil rights
Give me my same freedoms that you'd like late at night
Won't bake me a cake? Well, I bet your cake sucks!
You can't take my scum away, here to stay, get f*cked!

I'm lickin' that scum, I tickle that bum
I lick on that clit 'till she giggles and cums
Like peepin' the puss, like looking up facts
Put my ham in that sam 'cause I'm jammin' that ass
I'm lickin' that scum, I tickle that bum
I lick on that clit 'till she giggles and cums
Like peepin' the puss, like looking up facts
Put my ham in that sam 'cause I'm jammin' that ass

"Nobody wants to hear songs about candy, they wanna hear songs about ass jammin'."
"Ass jammin'?! I don't think-"
"Yeah, about tittie f*ckin' and pearl necklaces."
"Pearl necklaces?!"
"About scum licking and-"
"Scum lick- what is that?!"
"About eyeballin' some puss once in a while."
"What?!"
"How 'bout stickin' some eyes in some puss, huh?! When did that go out of fashion?"

I'm lickin' that scum, I tickle that bum
I lick on that clit 'till she giggles and cums
Like peepin' the puss, like looking up facts
Put my ham in that sam 'cause I'm jammin' that ass
I'm lickin' that scum, I tickle that bum
I lick on that clit 'till she giggles and cums
Like peepin' the puss, like looking up facts
Put my ham in that sam 'cause I'm jammin' that ass