Oh Canada Lyrics

(Intro)
(Taps on microphone)
(Spoken) Is this thing on?
(Music starts) Is this thing-

(Verse 1) (Sang in the the same melody/tune as O Canada)
O Canada, except for Quebec
I'm just an ordinary guy
I put my pants on
One leg at a time
(Verse 2)
But lately, I've been spending
Too much time in other peoples houses
It would be nice if I could find a place of my own
I've been staying in with my friend and his wife (Verse 3)
I get up this morning, and I had a shit, and drank a glass of dove [?]
And I was 20 minutes late for work, because the f*cking car wouldn't start after past 2 PM I startеd looking around for a place to live, maybe a nicе apartment
And the boss came back, and towed me out again for spending too much time on the phone, so I quit
O Canada, thank you for listening to meeeeeee!

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