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Macklemore Penis Song Lyrics
Total views: 1 time this week / Rating: 8.71/10 [7 votes]Album: The Language of My World / Original Release Date: 2005Genre: Hip Hop/RapSong Duration: 3 min 33 sec
Penis Song
Macklemore
Macklemore
MACKLEMORE
- Penis Song LyricsLadies and gentlemen
Introducing, the penis song.
(Oh no he didn't)
(Honk a dick)
This is my penis song
I wish that I had a bigger shlong
One that was quite a bit more thick and way more long
One of those porno king kong dongs
Check it out
I wish my dick was bigger, I can admit it
I'm above average on inches but I want a damn double digit
If I had a big ol' cock what would I do?
I'd probably go to Florida and show it Katrina and screw
Get buck naked and start streaking at my school
And get arrested but at least the girls would be impressed
With my third leg and, and then I'd go to a keg and
Do a keg stand, get drunk and do the running man
With no clothes on just to show off
My dick's bigger than yours when mine is cold and soft
Haha, oh yeah I forgot that's not really the cock that I have
I went out and party-bagged 'em and quickly opened the package
And it fit me like Kriss Kross's old school starter jackets
Trying to convince myself like, "Size doesn't matter, "
Anyways I'd probably just put it on backwards cause I mean
I know that god made us all different and special
But shit did he really have to invent lopsided testicles?
I don't have them I just feel bad for the like you know the guys with like
Their left one hangs like lower than the right, kinda like a lazy eye like on your balls
I mean I don't know, I just feel bad
This is my penis song
I wish that I had a bigger shlong
One that was quite a bit more thick and way more long Fellas if ya'll feel me sing along
Yo ladies
Yeah?
Ladies!
Yeah?
Do you want a guy with an average dick?
Hell no
Then- wait you don't?
No you honkey dick
Okay that's cool, no that's fine
I promise, I'm so self conscious
That's why you never see me skinny dippin' in August
Always walkin' around with my hands in my pockets trying to pump blood into my guy Alfonso
I mean, goddamn I don't think you girls understand
I've had a complex since that song Short Short Man
And even though girls have told me that I'm big when I watch a porno I feel like a little kid
I mean, let's take Ron Jeremy
Now if a girl sees him she'll compare him to me
And every MC in hip hop has got a huge cock
Or at least talks about it in every song that they've got
I mean, shit
If I was really hung I'd make a whole album called Me and My Dick
With interludes of all the girls that I'd been with
And talk about my package and multiple orgasms
'Cause all that I see is that size does matter
We got Enzite, penis pumps surgery to Viagra
But when it all adds up you can't really change it
I'm not a porno star I just gotta face it
You know, what can I do
This song goes out to like all the like little bit above average dudes
So like all the small dudes, medium dudes but all you big dudes stop
This is my penis song
I wish that I had a bigger shlong
One that was quite a bit more thick and way more long
Fellas if ya'll feel me sing along
Introducing, the penis song.
(Oh no he didn't)
(Honk a dick)
This is my penis song
I wish that I had a bigger shlong
One that was quite a bit more thick and way more long
One of those porno king kong dongs
Check it out
I wish my dick was bigger, I can admit it
I'm above average on inches but I want a damn double digit
If I had a big ol' cock what would I do?
I'd probably go to Florida and show it Katrina and screw
Get buck naked and start streaking at my school
And get arrested but at least the girls would be impressed
With my third leg and, and then I'd go to a keg and
Do a keg stand, get drunk and do the running man
With no clothes on just to show off
My dick's bigger than yours when mine is cold and soft
Haha, oh yeah I forgot that's not really the cock that I have
I went out and party-bagged 'em and quickly opened the package
And it fit me like Kriss Kross's old school starter jackets
Trying to convince myself like, "Size doesn't matter, "
Anyways I'd probably just put it on backwards cause I mean
I know that god made us all different and special
But shit did he really have to invent lopsided testicles?
I don't have them I just feel bad for the like you know the guys with like
Their left one hangs like lower than the right, kinda like a lazy eye like on your balls
I mean I don't know, I just feel bad
This is my penis song
I wish that I had a bigger shlong
One that was quite a bit more thick and way more long Fellas if ya'll feel me sing along
Yo ladies
Yeah?
Ladies!
Yeah?
Do you want a guy with an average dick?
Hell no
Then- wait you don't?
No you honkey dick
Okay that's cool, no that's fine
I promise, I'm so self conscious
That's why you never see me skinny dippin' in August
Always walkin' around with my hands in my pockets trying to pump blood into my guy Alfonso
I mean, goddamn I don't think you girls understand
I've had a complex since that song Short Short Man
And even though girls have told me that I'm big when I watch a porno I feel like a little kid
I mean, let's take Ron Jeremy
Now if a girl sees him she'll compare him to me
And every MC in hip hop has got a huge cock
Or at least talks about it in every song that they've got
I mean, shit
If I was really hung I'd make a whole album called Me and My Dick
With interludes of all the girls that I'd been with
And talk about my package and multiple orgasms
'Cause all that I see is that size does matter
We got Enzite, penis pumps surgery to Viagra
But when it all adds up you can't really change it
I'm not a porno star I just gotta face it
You know, what can I do
This song goes out to like all the like little bit above average dudes
So like all the small dudes, medium dudes but all you big dudes stop
This is my penis song
I wish that I had a bigger shlong
One that was quite a bit more thick and way more long
Fellas if ya'll feel me sing along
Facts about Penis Song
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Penis Song is written by Ben Haggerty.
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It is first released in 2005 as part of Macklemore's album "The Language of My World" which includes 20 tracks in total. This song is the 11st track on this album.
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When we think about the meaning behind each verse, the track 'Penis Song' by Macklemore takes a comical approach to the artist's worries and wishes as far as the size of their private parts is concerned. By means of over-the-top situations and comparisons made to others, the musician spotlights the societal demands and stereotypes concerning masculinity and body image. Penis song lyrics mainly underline social commentary, angst, party, joy and reflection. Apart from that, the song reiterates the whole body image and self-esteem issue, comparing and negotiating with society's expectations, and humor and absurdity. The lyrics are full of sexually explicit content along with male genitalia references which are inappropriate for the age group of 17 and under as they are considered too adult. The issues raised are of sexual nature and thus not appropriate for kids.
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Penis Song falls under the genres Hip Hop, Rap.
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Penis Song song length is 3 minutes and 33 seconds.
Who wrote Penis Song lyrics?
Penis Song is written by Ben Haggerty.
✔️
When was Penis Song released?
It is first released in 2005 as part of Macklemore's album "The Language of My World" which includes 20 tracks in total. This song is the 11st track on this album.
✔️
What is the meaning behind Penis Song lyrics?
When we think about the meaning behind each verse, the track 'Penis Song' by Macklemore takes a comical approach to the artist's worries and wishes as far as the size of their private parts is concerned. By means of over-the-top situations and comparisons made to others, the musician spotlights the societal demands and stereotypes concerning masculinity and body image. Penis song lyrics mainly underline social commentary, angst, party, joy and reflection. Apart from that, the song reiterates the whole body image and self-esteem issue, comparing and negotiating with society's expectations, and humor and absurdity. The lyrics are full of sexually explicit content along with male genitalia references which are inappropriate for the age group of 17 and under as they are considered too adult. The issues raised are of sexual nature and thus not appropriate for kids.
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Which genre is Penis Song?
Penis Song falls under the genres Hip Hop, Rap.
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How long is the song Penis Song?
Penis Song song length is 3 minutes and 33 seconds.
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Songwriter(s): Ben Haggerty
Record Label(s): 2005 Macklemore
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