Mccavity Lyrics

He's harder than nails, tougher than bricks
(Weighs nine stones with muscles in his shit)
Karate king, kung-fu master
(Shaves with a plane, he's a f*cking hard bastard)
He's filled more holes than a JCB
(So don't you f*ck with McCavity)
He won't pat dogs, he eats dead cats
(He'll rip your bollocks off and stuff them up your twat)
He's had a blow job off an alligator
(He likes to wank with an old cheese grater) He's got all the crack begging on their knees, they say:
(I'll bend down, you fill my cavity)

When he's necked his pint, he'll eat the glass
(He can smoke a million smelly French fags)
He can splash Brute all over his bollocks
(f*ck off you cunt, nothing rhymes with that)
Sorry
Er ... He can drink beer with a high specific gravity
(Thank f*ck for that, coz it rhymes with..............
McCavity!)

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