Macc Lads Jingle Bells Lyrics

Christmas time is here again, Macc Lads have a ball, All the crack are stood in line and shagged against the wall Lots of ale and Christmas snogs and puking up in the Bear's Head bogs Jingle bells, Muttley smells, Beater's on his back Stez has got a hard-on and he's shagging all the crack Beater found 300 johnnies in his Christmas stocking, We didn't see him 'til New Year's Eve, he was off to do some f*cking One thing Beater doesn't know, we shagged his mum under the mistletoe Jingle bells, f*cking hell, party every night Macc Lads go out shagging every crack in sight
Got a kaleidoscope from Aunty Dot, and I had to thank her Got f*ck all from Uncle Bob, coz he's a f*cking wanker Lots to eat, films on telly, time to get your fingers smelly Jingle bells, jingle bells, where's the mistletoe? Macc Lads go out drinking and puking in the snow